Punjabi Sms

1)Sardar: ye shadi ke jory kahan banty hain
Pathan:Asmana ty
Sardar:UF KHUDAYA bohat bara ghalti ho gaya
Pathan:O Kya hoya
Sardar:Hum tu darzi ko dy aaya

2)k sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke"

3)"Vekh asman te urrde panchi, Na o karde rizq zakheera, na o Bhookkay marde ne,


Bandey hi karday rizq zakheera, Bandey hi bhookkay mardy nay".

"Bulleh shah"

4)Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v ki

5)Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan k,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri Phansayi hoyi ae!!!