Funny sms

1)Pressure cooker ne karahai se pucha k tm itni kali ho
koi cream q ni use krti?

Karahai boli mein jitni b kali sahi,
seetiyan to tum phir b martay ho:-D

2)Education related songs:


SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala


TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali


MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam


SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.


GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.


ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h


EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.


RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.


PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.


FAIL-Jag suna suna lage

3)Agr Dil ka nam Anda hota to films k nam kuch yuon hote.

Hum Anda De Chuke Sanum.
Ye Anda Aapka Hua.
Hum Aap K Ande Me Rehte Hein.
Ande Waly Dulhaniya Le Jayenge.
Ande jale.
Anda He To Hy.
Ande B Tere Hum B Tere.
Ande Tere Nam.
Hamara Anda Aapke Pas hy.
Anda Dia Dard Lya.
Anda Apna Dard Paraya.
Ande Ka Kya Qasoor.
Andon K Sodagar.

4)Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

5)Munni Ki Badnami Pe Pakistani siyasatdan k Tasurat

Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
Altaf Husain

Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
Qaim Ali Shah

Munni? Lahol Wala...
Number batana uska.
Maulana Fazlu

Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.

Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
Rehman Malik

Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
!!Kutta!!