Showing posts with label Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Independence Sms

1)Do you know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell you

P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

2)"MERE WATAN K UDAAS LOGO,
Na Khud Ko Itna Haqeer Smjo

K Koi Tm Se Hisab Mange,
Khwahishon Ki Kitab Mange

Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Smjo,
K Koi Uth Kr Kahe Ye Tm Se

Wafayein Apni Hmein Luta Do,
Watan Ko Apne Hmein Thama Do

Utho Aur Uth Kr Bata Do Unko,
K Hm Hain Ehl-E-Emaan Saray

Na Hm Me Koi Sanam_Kada Hy,
Hmare Dil Me To 1 KHUDA Hy

MERE WATAN K UDAAS LOGO!

Jhuke Saron Ko Utha k Dekho,
Qadm To Aagay Barha k Dekho

Hy 1 Taqat Tmhare Sr Pr,
Karegi Saya Jo Un Saron Pr

Qadm Qadm Pr Jo Sath Degi,
Agr Gire To Snbhal Degi

MERE WATAN K UDAAS LOGO,
UTHO CHALO AUR WATAN SNBHALO!!!"


3)23rd March – PAKISTAN DAY

May ALLAH Bless Us
All With Integrity
To Be Proud Of Our Country

May We All Understand
The True Meaning Of
PAKISTAN RESOLUTION Passed On This Day.

Ameen

4)Independence a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen
A Very Happy Independence Day To You

5)Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

Long Live Pakistan

Sorry Sms

1)I"m sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn"t do…
And I"ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There"s nothing I wouldn"t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won"t be there…
It"s hard to say goodbye when i

2)Im not supposed to love you,
Im not supposed to care,
Im not supposed to live my life wishing you were there
Im not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do
Im sorry I cant help myself,
Im in love with you

3)Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

4)Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

5)If You Ask Me How Many Times

My Heart Has Been Broken,

Then I Ask You To Look Up

At The Sky One Night,

And Count The Stars

Birthday Sms

1)Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight And Wipes
Wrinkle Away Hope U Share A Lots And Receive A Lots 4 Days
2 Come
Happy Birthday .......

2)Before The Clock Strikes Twelve Let Me Take The Opportunity To Let You Know That You Have Grown A Year More...
Happy Birthday…

3)Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good Luck On Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now Bug Off And Don't Annoy Me For The Next 12 Months!!!!

4)Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai

Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai

Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai

Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.

5)As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

April Fool Sms

1)Last night I Got a severe Head pain
I went to the Doctor
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you"

2)FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOLs
HAPPY APRIL FOOLs DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2010

3)April Fool Kya Hai

Spain per Qabza howa tu muslims ko Kristians ne wada kar k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k aap Hiffazat se Africa chalay jaow gae But Muslim jab Ship mein beth kar rawana honey lagee tu christans ne un sab ko zinda jala deiya
They celbrate this day in the making muslims fool
plz spread this msg in order to avoi making april fool

4)If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

5)M Going To switzerland...



Dont Worry The Flight Is After 06 Days.



Surprised?




After 06 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009.IN ADVANCE.

Funny sms

1)Pressure cooker ne karahai se pucha k tm itni kali ho
koi cream q ni use krti?

Karahai boli mein jitni b kali sahi,
seetiyan to tum phir b martay ho:-D

2)Education related songs:


SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala


TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali


MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam


SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.


GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.


ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h


EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.


RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.


PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.


FAIL-Jag suna suna lage

3)Agr Dil ka nam Anda hota to films k nam kuch yuon hote.

Hum Anda De Chuke Sanum.
Ye Anda Aapka Hua.
Hum Aap K Ande Me Rehte Hein.
Ande Waly Dulhaniya Le Jayenge.
Ande jale.
Anda He To Hy.
Ande B Tere Hum B Tere.
Ande Tere Nam.
Hamara Anda Aapke Pas hy.
Anda Dia Dard Lya.
Anda Apna Dard Paraya.
Ande Ka Kya Qasoor.
Andon K Sodagar.

4)Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

5)Munni Ki Badnami Pe Pakistani siyasatdan k Tasurat

Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
Altaf Husain

Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
Qaim Ali Shah

Munni? Lahol Wala...
Number batana uska.
Maulana Fazlu

Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.

Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
Rehman Malik

Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
!!Kutta!!

Monday, December 20, 2010

Islamic sms

1)Allah Insaan Sey Fermata Hey

Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh
Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna

Meari Rah Main Chal K To Dekh
Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna

Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh
Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna

Meray Liye Beyqader Ho K To Dekh
Qader Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna

Meray Liye Lut K To Dekh
Rehmat K Khazaney Na Luta Doon To Kehna

Meray Liye Bik K To Dekh
Anmool Na Ker Doo To Kehna

Mujhey Rab Maan K To Dekh
Sab Sey Beyniyaaz Na Kerdoo To Kehna

Meray Khuaf Sey Ansoo To Baha K To Dekh
Maghfirat K Darya Na Bahadoo To Kehna

Wafa Ki Laaj Nibha K To Dekh
Ata Ki Had Na Kerdoon To Kehna

Meray Naam Ki Tazem Ker K To Dekh
Hakim-e-Takreem Ki Inteha Na ker Do To Kehna

Apni Hasti Ko Fana Ker K To Dekh
Jam-e-Baqa Sey Serfaraze Na Kerdoo To Kehna

Mujhey Haieyolkaieyoom Man K To Dekh
Abdi Hayat Ka Ameen Na Banadoon To Kehna

Mera Ho K To Dekh
Her Kisi Ko Tera Na Bana Doon To Kehn

2)Hum fazail k samandar ko NABI kehte hain;

Aur kamalat k bani ko ALI kehte hain;

Sabr ki dhal se jo zulm ki nabzain toray;

Aisi hasti ko ham Husain ibn-e-Ali kehte hain.


3)Jab haath uthao dua k liye......

To Hamain mat bholna Khuda k liye......

kia pata k mery naseeb ki bht si khushyan.....

muntazir ho ap k harfi dua k liye.

4)Mujhe Zindagi Mai Ya Rab Sar-E-Bandagi Ata Ker
Meray Dil Ki Be-Hisi Ko Gham-I-Aashiqi Ata Ker

Teray Dard Ki Chamak Ho, Teri Yaad Ki Kasak Ho
Meray Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Nai Be-Kali Ata Ker

Jo Tujhi Se Lo Laga De, Jo Mujhey Mera Pata De
Meray Ahed Ki Zuban Mai Mujhe Gum- Rahi Ata Ker

Jo Dilon Mai Noor Ker De Wo Hi Roshini Ata Ker

Mai Safr Mai So Na Jaon ,Mai Yahin Pe Koh Na Jaon
Mujhe Zoq-O-Shoq-I-Manzil Ki Hama-Hami Ata Ker

Bari Duur Hai Abhi Tak Rag-I-Jan Ki Musafat,
Jo Dia Hai Qurb Tu Ne Tu Shahor Bhi Ata Ker

Bhari Anjuman Mai Rah Ker Na Hua Aashana Kisi Se
Mujhe Doston K Jhurmat Mai Wo Be Kassi Ata Ker

Mujhe Teri Justo Jo Ho, Meray Dil Mai Tu Hi Tu Ho
Meray Qal?b Ko Wo Faiz –I-Dar-Aarfi Ata Ker

5)Aye ALLAH Is Se Pehle Ke Ye DUNYA Hamain Ruswa Kar De

TU Hamare Jism aur Hamari Rooh Ko Acha Kar De

Yeh Jo Haalat Hy Hamari Hm Ne Hi Banayi Hy

Jesa TU Chahta Hy Ab Hamain Wesa Kar De

Hamare Har Faislay Main TERI Raza Shaamil Ho

Jo TERA Hukum Ho Woh Hamara Iraada Kar De

Hum Main Jo Bemaar Hain Un Ki TU Shifa'at Kar De

Aur Jo Ye DUA aagay Bhejain UsKi aur Meri Har Haajat Aur Har DUA Ko Pura Kar De {AAMEEN}

5)"HADEES PAK"

Dua Mango Is Yaqeen k Saath ke Zaror Qubool Hogi Q K ALLAH Ghafil 0r Laparwah Dilon Ki Dua Qubool Nhi Krta
(Tirmizy Sharif Hadees 3545)

Dua Dastak Ki Tarha Hai,
Musalsal Dastak Se Darwaza Khul Hi Jata Hai

Hazrat ALI (Radiyallaho Taala Anho),

Ghazals, urdu poetry

1)Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

2)Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho
Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho

Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per
Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho

Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay
Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho

Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per
Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho

Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete
Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho

Phone per geet jo sunate thay
Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho

Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha
Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho

3)kiya likhon tery naam sajan
tuje sochon subho sham sajan
tm neeli jheel ka pani ho
mohobbat ki ek kahani ho
tm pyar ka meethe bol ho
tm hr ek se anmol ho
tm aasan ka badal ho
tm mari aankh ka kaajal ho
tm mere mann ki jeet ho
mere labon ka geet ho
tm chaman me khilta gulaab ho
chahat se likhi kitaab ho
tm mere liye mere sanam ho
jo toot na sake wo kasam ho
kiya likhon tery nam sajan
tumhe sochoun subho shaam sajan

4)Ab uroj par hy tumhara mausam,
Khizan mein tum ko khareed leingy

Bano gy hum sy reham k talib,,
Na tum ko mohlat mazeed dein gy…

Ada k qissy hoey purany,,,
Jafa ka mausam khatm he smjho…

Kareingy tum sy hisab jana,
Na tum ko mohlat mazeed dein gy

Wafa ki lalach mein hum sy
Yaadon ny khoon apna sukha diya hy,,

Fraib o masti k badly tum ko
Saza bhi sun lo shadeed deingy…!

5)Daita raha faraeb koi sadgi k sath
itna bara mazak meri zindagi k sath,

shayed mili saza is jurm ki mujhy
k tha mujhy pyar aik ajnabi k sath,

wo zehr b daita rha dawa ki trha
itna bara salook meri sadgi k sath,

apna samj k jis k liye hm ujar gye
kal sham ja rha tha kisi ajnabi k sath...